Mindfuck, you say?
Last year my fiancee (then girlfriend) and I were driving to my parents' house for a family reunion. She was a little nervous as to how she would be received by my family, but was going with me anyway. (Background: she was separated but not divorced at the time, mainly because her ex husband needed health insurance and could get it no other way. Being the decent sort that she is, she had agreed to give him extra time under her benefits to get the situation resolved- hence her still being legally married.)

So as we drove through West Virginia we decided to stop at a rest area to use the loo. As we got out of the car she slipped her arm around my waist, so I put mine around her shoulders. We were both very happy and smiling as we headed for the building with the restrooms.

An old guy with a cane was coming the other way and beamed, his leathery face lighting up as he saw us. "You two must be just married."

She blushed and said, "No, we're not married."

I added, "Well, actually she is married- just not to me."

Chaos ensued.

(She eventually said yes to me anyway.)
( Wanderer, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 4:42, Reply)