
Last week I saw a helium balloon cross the road at the lights on a perfectly timed gust of wind. Today I saw four people trying to get into a GWiz electric car. They failed.
What's the best thing you've seen recently?
( , Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:49)
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but if you fancy a bit with my bird

I'm sure she'd be up for it.
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:43, 1 reply)

She's a honey!! And I bet she's a cheap dinner date, i am thinking an all you can eat chinese that plays the carpenters on loop (true story), i'm sure she would love the spare ribs. I'm also a mean xylophone player so I could get plenty of practice ;D
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 11:53, closed)

last winkie tiem we had she snapped. She's off at the menders at the mo, but a bit of araldite and a couple of days in the airing cupboard and she'll be right as rain.
On a very serious note indeed, our all you can eat chinese buffet they have a tape loop as well, but whenever I've been in I've never heard a gap between songs. I'm sure it's just one song that's hours long. It's like ELP* have done muzak.
*For the under 40's, 70's prog dinosaurs who did preposterously long songs.
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:10, closed)

Tiny :( The true gent I am, I have supplied you with some very sexy ladies to ogle while she is being fixed, "feast" your eyes on these hun's -
www.anorexicmodel.com/
In response to your serious note, prog rock is normally the choice of most Chinese establishments, it must be in the bible for setting up a Chinese resteraunt. Not sure if my local one saw the humour of playing carpenters on loop, i'd liked to think so. Or it could of been a subliminal way of making people eat less.
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)

is a little disturbing. I get the idea of them posing as models as some kind of personal image improvement thing, nonetheless that is a peculiar thing to see. And I don't fancy yours much. Or mine really if I'm honest.
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:19, closed)

I'm losing my touch. It's hear, not here.
Mental note to self:yearly service for grammar, spelling and pedantry detectors.
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:23, closed)
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