Tiger-related possible pearoast
Many years ago, at Chester Zoo, I sat on a bench watching a tiger prowling round the perimeter of its large enclosure. It did quite a few circuits, so that the group of visitors standing nearby grew to 20 or more.

As the tiger approached, the visitors would gasp admiringly and take photos. The tiger would draw close to the fence before turning away at the last moment, not seeming to notice the small crowd just a few feet away.

Then...
The tiger walked towards the fence as usual, then suddenly ROARED and launched itself against it, clinging on and lashing its tail.

The people watching screamed and scattered, chucking ice creams and cameras in the air. The tiger dropped back onto its feet and resumed its walk, probably chuckling to itself.

I fell about laughing on my nice safe bench. BEST prank EVER. By a TIGER.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:32, 5 replies)

Chester zoo is awesome
that is all.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:38, closed)

it might have been the same one
that pissed on my friend's brother. he has a real strong stockport accent, and the way he tells the story is, "i was looking at it like, thinking you're all pretty and stripey and then the fucking thing just PISSED on me."

i think it was the equivalent of a spraying tom-cat. eeeeow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:42, closed)

you should have buried his clothes in your garden.
you will never suffer from stray cats coming into your garden to use your flower bed as a toilet ever again.

Big Cat Piss scares the cats away.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:52, closed)

silly dan
did you not read my message - he is from STOCKPORT.

clearly he just carried on wearing them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:55, closed)

*nods*`
Yup, probably the same tiger, unless they're ALL mickey-taking bastards.

When my son was stationed in Kenya he and his mates went on 'safari', ie they drove a jeep and a few 6-packs out into the wilds.

They were inevitably menaced by a lion, which rounded them up into a bush. As they crouched, quivering with fear, aware of the lion pacing around them, it suddenly pissed into the bush, all over the corporal, then strolled away.

After about an hour, the brave squaddies sneaked out of the bush and sprinted back to the jeep for the return journey. They didn't go very fast though, as the corporal stank and they made him walk behind!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:06, closed)