Meh 2
One night. Things were getting hot and I decided to sweep the covers off the bed and throw the Lady down for a rogering by the sneaky butcher.

It did not quite work out that way. Her cat was in the covers jumps up and claws my cock . I start swearing and yelling and bleeding. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her so the mangy fucker bites me on the thigh.

The Lady is hysterically laughing at my plight so i run out of the house get into my car and drive to A & E, while there they call the rozzers because they think I was trying to perform bestiality.

I told the rozzers my story. One of them just started laughing the other one was just like "Be more careful with your genitalia sir."

Worse night of my life.

Still not sure how that cat got it in one hit though. My dick is so small I need a pair of tweezers to jerk off.
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( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:55, 1 reply)

Haha!
"be more careful with your genitalia, sir"

click!
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)