She wasn't very happy, I can tell you...
After a night out on the pop with the second Mrs Roadieflip, we got home and was promised that i was gonna have a night to remember. Off tho the boudoir we went for some of that sweet lovin'...

All is going well as she disappears down south to play the pink trombone. Now, I must admit that she was an expert at this, so there were the obligatory noises and enjoyable squirming. She must have been going for a while, before she realised that I had gone quiet and still.

Yep, you guessed it. I had fallen asleep. That was her cue to smack me in the bollocks (apparently, I deserved it) and was told in no uncertain terms that tonight's 'session' was over and I would be sleeping on the sofa...

Length? I didn't get the chance to slip her another for a week after that...
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:49, 5 replies)

*sharp nasal exhalation*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:54, closed)

That was your first mistake

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:05, closed)

Needless to say, he had the last laugh.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:16, closed)

There's a bloke at work claims not to have noticed getting noshed under a table by another lad's wife
Now, I've been pissed, and I've been noshed. Not at any time have I found it possible not to notice anything happening. and that, my friend, is science.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:02, closed)

*obligatory, sweaty-palmed response*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:23, closed)