Caravan of blood
Not me, but a friend: he was overdue to lose his cherry but a holiday with his first 'proper' girlfriend would remedy that, and the popping would be mutual. Picture a small rented caravan somewhere in Wales. The young loving couple overcome their shyness, undress, and tenderly he introduces his engorged penis to her gates of heaven. And pokes a little harder. She winces and he feels a sharp, searing pain, looks down and sees blood. He hadn't expected so much, stands up and finds that it is not from her breached hymen, but from his frenulum which has torn and is spurting blood, enough to redecorate the inside of the caravan and to colour his view of sex for years to follow. And though he couldn't be sure, he thinks it wasn't until some time later that he finally lost his virginity.
(enile, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)