Bedroom DisastersBig Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I just shagged the missus,and came in seconds, and I don't mean after her. There was a song once. I think it was called 'Twenty-one Seconds To Go'.
Edit: Since then, she's brought me up a can of cider, started doing my laundry, and is cooking me some 'tato tots, so it's turned into a bedroom win.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 4:17,
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I salute you sir; You're my Hero.
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Is this before or afteryou smeared poo on her face?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55,
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