Falling Asleep
This one could've been a disaster, but ended up not so bad.

Anyway, one night, really drunk, late at night, myself and an ex were going at it. Next thing I knew, I was waking up an hour later, still on top and still coupled to her. It quickly dawned on me that I'd fallen asleep during sex.

Oh boy, I'm in trouble, I thought.

Fortunately she was asleep too, but for how long? I carefully decoupled myself, which woke her up.

"Uh, was that okay?" I asked.

She squinted at me and smiled. "It was great," she replied, and fell back asleep immediately.

So, best I can figure, we simultaneously fell asleep during sex. Suddenly simultaneous orgasms don't seem quite as exciting anymore.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:40, 6 replies)

Hello Piston.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:57, closed)

This was his first mistake.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, closed)

hahaha
Good to know someone out there has a more boring sex life than mine.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:55, closed)

Haha

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, closed)

*sharp nasal exhalation*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:14, closed)

Could be a case of missing time
Please check yourself for implants.
(Rainbow Meow, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, closed)