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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Falling Asleep
This one could've been a disaster, but ended up not so bad.

Anyway, one night, really drunk, late at night, myself and an ex were going at it. Next thing I knew, I was waking up an hour later, still on top and still coupled to her. It quickly dawned on me that I'd fallen asleep during sex.

Oh boy, I'm in trouble, I thought.

Fortunately she was asleep too, but for how long? I carefully decoupled myself, which woke her up.

"Uh, was that okay?" I asked.

She squinted at me and smiled. "It was great," she replied, and fell back asleep immediately.

So, best I can figure, we simultaneously fell asleep during sex. Suddenly simultaneous orgasms don't seem quite as exciting anymore.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:40, 6 replies)
Hello Piston.

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 7:57, closed)
This was his first mistake.

(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:15, closed)
Good to know someone out there has a more boring sex life than mine.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:55, closed)

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, closed)
*sharp nasal exhalation*

(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:14, closed)
Could be a case of missing time
Please check yourself for implants.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, closed)

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