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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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first impressions
moving into my new flat was a very tiring business. very tiring indeed. after a day of moving furniture, packing and unpacking boxes and rearranging stuff, i decided a good night's sleep was called for.
waking up the next morning, i realised several things: i was on the ground floor. my bedroom looked out onto the communal garden. there were children playing in said garden. i'd thrown the blankets off during the night. i was very naked. i'd also been far too tired to put the curtains up.
as the fresh morning sunlight streamed in upon my naked form, i'm pretty sure i blushed from the toes up.
trying to climb under your own mattress to avoid the gaze of your neighbours' kids is not a good idea, especially when it causes you to fall off the bed and land on your arse, letting the outside world get a good look at your bits.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:14, 14 replies)
Go on
they fucking loved it.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:32, closed)
i very much doubt that :(

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:37, closed)
"Mummy, I don't think the curtains the lady downstairs is going to put up will match her carpet."
Sorry. It was there. I had to do it.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, closed)
well, it made me laugh!

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, closed)
"Mummy, the lady downstairs has one of those Canadian Hairless cats."?
Again sorry to be lewd - can't help it, it's like thread that needs to be pulled.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, closed)
:D

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)
Noncery by accident
is still Noncery
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:41, closed)
they've moved now

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:42, closed)
i'm not surprised

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)
are you a girl?
only, I'm not sure that your constant self-reference confirms this.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 3:24, closed)
She is
A sexy one too
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:10, closed)
you've clearly never seen my profile pictures :)

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)
I have
you're purdy :)
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:23, closed)
Her post doesn't mention any gender at all
Sorry, and all that.
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)

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