first impressions
moving into my new flat was a very tiring business. very tiring indeed. after a day of moving furniture, packing and unpacking boxes and rearranging stuff, i decided a good night's sleep was called for.
waking up the next morning, i realised several things: i was on the ground floor. my bedroom looked out onto the communal garden. there were children playing in said garden. i'd thrown the blankets off during the night. i was very naked. i'd also been far too tired to put the curtains up.
as the fresh morning sunlight streamed in upon my naked form, i'm pretty sure i blushed from the toes up.
trying to climb under your own mattress to avoid the gaze of your neighbours' kids is not a good idea, especially when it causes you to fall off the bed and land on your arse, letting the outside world get a good look at your bits.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:14, 14 replies)

Go on
they fucking loved it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:32, closed)

i very much doubt that :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:37, closed)

"Mummy, I don't think the curtains the lady downstairs is going to put up will match her carpet."
Sorry. It was there. I had to do it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, closed)

well, it made me laugh!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, closed)

"Mummy, the lady downstairs has one of those Canadian Hairless cats."?
Again sorry to be lewd - can't help it, it's like thread that needs to be pulled.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, closed)

:D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)

Noncery by accident
is still Noncery
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:41, closed)

they've moved now

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:42, closed)

i'm not surprised

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)

are you a girl?
only, I'm not sure that your constant self-reference confirms this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 3:24, closed)

She is
A sexy one too
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:10, closed)

you've clearly never seen my profile pictures :)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:36, closed)

I have
you're purdy :)
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:23, closed)

Her post doesn't mention any gender at all
Sorry, and all that.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)