Back in the day a good mate of mine got off with this cute but slightly scary goth bird when we were all out down the local. She was all over him and apparently full of how she was going to ride him like seabiscuit all night long so they curtail the evenings festivities and head back to our shared flat.
Before they started getting really heated she explained to him that she liked to be treated a bit rough, so he decide to go with it grabs her and flings her onto the bed. Where she promptly bounced off, hit her head on the radiator beside it and was knocked out cold. Poor bastard spent the rest of the night in casualty getting her checked out and never did get to give her one.


I had another mate who when visiting his old uni town (with the guy above funnily enough) , got well and truly hammered and yet still somehow managed to pull, went back to hers for a fun night and woke up with screaming hangover and intense sense of deja vu. Turned out that she rented the exact same room that he had lived in 2 years previously anf he had been too pissed the night before to really notice. Even freakier, one of his prior flatmates was still living there and was somewhat confused when J wandered downstairs for breakfast.
(Matty73, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 4:38, Reply)