Bedroom Violence!
Rather than repost, have this horrible repressed memory:

Background: During my earlier years, my parents supplemented their burgeoning property empire by getting live-in students during the lean bits. The attic was hastily converted into two bedrooms for me and my sister to fight spiders in - boiling hot in summer and freezing in winter.

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It was summer, and baking. A young 14year old wax-chewer was stripped to his briefs, battling an equally under-undressed 'mate' (Edwin will do) in not-homoerotics-at-all wrestling. An ill-timed grapple attempt had seen me unceremoniously kicked off him. They say that with a lever and a hard place to stand, you could move the world. Well, my floor was hard, and Edwin had plenty of 'lever' in his legs.

I flew into the wall, and went right through it in a shower of plasterboard. Cheap-skate parents!

My sister - frozen and mouth agape - was somewhat startled to have her virtually naked, perky-peened younger brother sail right through her bedroom wall in a shower of plaster dust. Additionally, a shocked Edwin - lying on the floor, pumped pants equally suspicious and legs in an unfortunate akimbo position - was in direct line of sight.

She could never be persuaded I was straight after that one, and rightly so. I'd have suffered far more had she not frozen in the act of doing some sort of bizarre 'jive' to whatever dreadful song was on her walkman; these days, I'm not sure which was the more humilated tbh.
(IChewCandlewax, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:06, 5 replies)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1258269
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)

You win a fiver.
Yep, I'm a gayer. And to be strictly honest, even the most stubborn 14 year old horn is not capable of sustaining itself after being kicked through a wall - it would have doubtless been a shrinking violet by the time anyone got a good look.

The fiver is yours.
(IChewCandlewax, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:37, closed)

I'm clicking this
purely for the fact that it's actually a proper story and they are thin on the ground this week.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)

^^^^^^^^^^
This..*

*People are even clicking my shittest joke ever.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:12, closed)

Did any of the plasterboard accidentally go up your bum?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:24, closed)