Bedroom Disasters
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( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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The Bear Story
When I was an undergraduate, I agreed that if the college rugby team reached the final of the inter-college cup then I would hire a mascot costume for the final.
They made it through, a big teddy-bear costume was hired and I was dressed in it, lots of fun was had.
Wearing the full costume I went to visit the rugby captain so he could have a good laugh at it, I decided to surprise him.
His room in college shared a balcony with the room next door, entering through that room and climbing along the balcony would have been a brilliant way to give him a shock as a massive bear would appear at his window. Brilliant I thought and I decided to do it.
All went well until I reached his window where I was confronted by him shagging his girlfriend.
Our eyes met for a few seconds before I fled. We've never spoken of it.
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:06, 4 replies)
When I was an undergraduate, I agreed that if the college rugby team reached the final of the inter-college cup then I would hire a mascot costume for the final.
They made it through, a big teddy-bear costume was hired and I was dressed in it, lots of fun was had.
Wearing the full costume I went to visit the rugby captain so he could have a good laugh at it, I decided to surprise him.
His room in college shared a balcony with the room next door, entering through that room and climbing along the balcony would have been a brilliant way to give him a shock as a massive bear would appear at his window. Brilliant I thought and I decided to do it.
All went well until I reached his window where I was confronted by him shagging his girlfriend.
Our eyes met for a few seconds before I fled. We've never spoken of it.
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:06, 4 replies)
I was totally expecting him to be shagging the scrum half.
You've ruined EVERYTHING.
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:55, closed)
You've ruined EVERYTHING.
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:55, closed)
Our eyes met
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:24, closed)
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