
Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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so has 'humourously' provided translations for straightforward words.
Unfortunately this glosses over the fact that his stories make no fucking sense, not just his individual words.
"so there we was in PFSAT (kind of lubby)(i say I u no I mean eh;) !) but no EDIT K this wasn't like an I kind of I more like I (as in u (you) u (or she he he!) & it is it's is ... didnt happen agin (though not likely to it if u know (u know, I!) meaning, crazy times :)"
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:42, 1 reply)

I got beaten up whilst trying to shag some woman for having mistakenly drunk a bottle of champagne that wasn't mine to drink. Which I classified as a "Bedroom Disaster", hence answering this weeks question.
Did that help, do I have to clarify it any further?
( , Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:28, closed)

and stare at gaping flesh wounds too. Doesn't make them anything you want to be involved with.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)

Nothing you could say would possibly make me feel mocked.
Nothing.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)

Hahaha. You daft prick.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01, closed)

Most people are being deliberately obtuse for comedy value when they say they don't understand you. What they really mean is you write like a drunk incoherent subnormal idiot. No offence.
Sigh. Please don't reply. It's too tiring.
( , Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:58, closed)
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