Yoghurty repost
So a female friend of mine had some kind of funghal infection in her ladybits and the doctor told her the best way to deal with it was to apply natural yoghurt. Said ladyfriend started off dribbling a teaspoonful in, then a desert spoon with some light rubbing, then a cupful massaged in: you get the idea. She found it was a very pleasurable sensation and even after her infection was cured would regularly pleasure herself with a carton of yoghurt.

So having told me this while being, ahem, intimate, she suggested we should try sex with yoghurt as a lubricant. I couldn't think of a reason not too, so she liberally applied yoghurt to her parts and I plunged in. And yes, not at all unpleasant.

But there are some disadvantages:
- never fall asleep after sex with yoghurt all over you. It stinks.
- never have yoghurt sex when it's very hot. It goes all lumpy and looks like puke.
- never have yoghurt sex if you're very hairy. You can't wash it out and your genitals will smell like a dairy for days if not weeks.
- never give oral sex to someone who's got a hairy minge and has been wanking with yoghurt the whole summer.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:41, 2 replies)

*Boke*
Fuck the minge ban!
The worst thing I've ever had in my mouth WAS a minge, it was unbelievably fucking horrible, and my room stank of warm rotting flesh for four days (even visitors complained) before I found the unfilled condom under my bed, still carrying enough residue fanny evil to ruin the harmony of an entire house.

From time to time my penis whiffs, but how on earth does someone let their genitals deteriorate to the point that they leave a several-day-long contamination cloud on everything they touch (besides a yoghurt douche, of course)?

I'm nervously wiping my mouth as I type this.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:55, closed)

wiping wanking in
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:57, closed)