I'm not convinced.
I'll certainly agree that there are probably more shit places to buy food in the US than anywhere else -- by percentage of places even. I'll also agree that what USian chefs can cook well is probably a pretty small amount compared to most European chefs. What I disagree with is the idea that none of them can cook any dish well. I've yet to have a steak as good as one I had in Orlando, for example, despite havung eaten steak in a few European countries. I still rate Floridian conch pretty highly too, despite having eaten similar in a few European cities.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:07, 2 replies)

Fair enough.
It might or might not be interesting that your argument for the quality of american food consists of a list of grilled meat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:10, closed)

It is interesting (well, relevant anyhow).
Though conch isn't a "grilled meat", well, OK, it's a fryed molusc so may count as "meat".
I also declare that Pappa John's is definately not the worst pizza provider in the world -- the UK has all sorts of places that do it worse.
Still, my point is more that USians do a few things well (the aforementioned meat) and are certainly not the worst at a great many others. To declare "anything cooked by and American" as the worst, or even sub-standard, is incorrect.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:24, closed)

OK.
It's a good job nobody has actually said that then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:50, closed)

"worst meal ever..Anything cooked by the yanks that isn't a burger."
Thanks for playing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:54, closed)

You illiterate tit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:35, closed)

If I weren't married I'd propose to you.
You contrary little man, you.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:40, closed)

We can still have smelly knee-tremblers down the back of Aldi though, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 8:26, closed)

Aldi! What kind of guy do you think I am?!?
M&S, perhaps -- as long as we take it in turns being the "girl".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:17, closed)

Steak
If you ever get across the pond to a little place called Dublin, try a restaurant called Shanahan's on the Green for their steak. I still maintain that it's the best in Europe. Slightly furthe afield, if you ever get to Dubai try a restaurant called La Parilla at the top of the Jumeirah Beach Hotel for their steaks. I've had my fair share of steaks in the US and, whilst they compare relatively favourably to other places, these two absolutely blow them away.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 27 May 2011, 14:37, closed)