Dog
No, not like that. My dog, Heinz, is Ace! Hes a mongrel, from a rescue centre. He was raised with lots of BIG dogs (Dobermans, Alsatians etc) and we think thats why he used to scoff any shit (literally) he came across; his own, other dogs, horse shit, you name it hed scoff it. It was probably the only food he got! Anyway, he soon stopped this and is generally pretty good now. Excepta few days back we were walking him, he was snuffling around. Suddenly, Kite Jr begins to wail, and points; I turn, and see Heinz wolfing down a dead rat; in one piece. Ugh.

The next morning Im up at 6, pottering about prior to going to work. Heainz runs out and has a shit. Rather than a nice sausage we get a HUGE mound of soft poo, topped with a huge streak of slime. Im boking. I get a nappy bag and go to pick it up but 1) it's too big and 2) theres a solid lump in there. I boke again. Finally, I manage to scrape the offensive mass into a carrier bag and sluice the yard down with bleach.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)