Spider story
Flicking through radio stations, I was uncomfortably drawn to a caller segment for huntsman (tarantula-like spider) stories. The aural nightmare began with a sunny setting of an outdoors picnic between loving couple. The mounting tension built with every mouth watering description of yummy nums that was to tempt our young lovers over the course of a lazy afternoon. My gag reflexes kicked in, not with the image of a seductive hand drawing the slimmest wafer topped with an aromatic brie to her waiting lips, but at the point where she described biting down on a huntsman that had dropped from the tree onto her cheese and bikky.

She said ten years later she still feels the hairs of the spider legs against the roof of her mouth and the shock of the unexpected crunch of spider gizzardy bits.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53, 2 replies)

Jeesus fucking christ!
Thanks for the nightmares! Of all the things I've read in the QOTW so far, this is by far the most disturbing.
(robbersdog, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:22, closed)

Eurgh!
We have a winner! I don't mind huntsmen too much, but that is just awful.
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 29 May 2011, 10:55, closed)