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( , Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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I adore food. To me, there is nothing better than simple, fresh food. Living on a relatively small island, fresh food is easy to come by. I see Jersey Royal’s being advertised on TV as “straight from the field to the plate” – what a load of rubbish. Straight from the field to the plate is buying them off of a farmers wall with an honesty box to pay (yes – they still exist in some parts of the world).
My favourite meal is an exquisitely simple one and also a hugely enjoyable day. First, we (generally this meal is enjoyed with one very good friend of mine) buy a bag of small royal’s, scrub them then grab a box of beers each and a zodiac RIB (rigid inflatable boat) – pootle out about a mile or two offshore throw out a couple of fishing lines and wait for the mackerel to bite. It doesn’t usually take too long, and it’s nice to be able to pick & choose which ones we want – a couple of large ones and a few joeys (smaller baby mackerels with a beautifully delicate sweet taste), then head back in to the beach, build a barbecue out of driftwood, set the spuds to boil with a bit of mint, gut the fish in a rock-pool and stick them on the barbecue, sprinkle a bit of rock-salt over them – best enjoyed with a nice bottle of Sancerre or Mersault and a setting sun. Perfection.
I know that there are so many variations of this type of thing – buying meat directly from a farmer, home grown vegetables straight from allotment to plate, that sort of thing. It leaves me distraught when I think that there are so many people who never get this sort of pleasure – people living in inner cities when eating out means getting a McDonalds or a Chinese takeaway and whose idea of perfection would be to eat in a Michelin Starred restaurant. I’ve eaten in plenty myself and had some great experiences, but I guarantee that there won’t be nearly as many people reminiscing about them as there will be about a nice simple, fresh self-cooked meal.
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 13:33, 2 replies)

Even eating a few home-grown spuds or your own chilli makes a dish taste so much better -- I mean genuinely tastes better, rather than the psychological effect, which makes it better also.
I'll admit that I like a Big Mac once and a while -- but carefully-raised meat and home-grown vegetables really do taste so much better(OK, I'll admit in blind taste tests but with myself and friends and not double blind).
( , Fri 27 May 2011, 19:05, closed)

but remember the honesty boxes well. Them and the boat trips to Sark and St Malo, Ahhh the memories may have to go and rig up the cini camera now.
( , Sun 29 May 2011, 10:37, closed)
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