Christmas Morning Mouth Wash.
One story my brothers never let me forget about.
One very excited Christmas morning when we were kids. We were all in the bedroom opening our stockings up. This kept us busy and amused for a bit of time in the morning so that my parents didnt have to get up at 6.30am on the festive day.

I unwrapped a pretty snazzy bottle of blackcurrant juice. I mean what was Father Christmas thinking? I didn't like blackcurrant, I prefer orange!

After munching on many choccies (how could we do that as kids at 6am ?) i was feeling pretty thirsty so decided to head for the blackcurrant despite not particularly liking, and took a damned good mouth full to quench my thirst...
...
Only it wasn’t blackcurrant...

.. It was bubble bath.



I know i know, not the funniest story in the world. But one of those that was at the time, especially my reaction of utter terror and shock. Witnessed and never forgot by both brothers :)
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Fri 27 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)