Didn't live up to expectations
On holiday in Spain, I kept seeing locals eating something that looked like a small haggis, with obvious relish. After a couple of days I enquired what it was, to be told "Cojones del Toro". Now my Spanish was non-existent back then, so I had no clue what this meant. Nevertheless, the next evening I ordered it, and waited for this taste adventure with eager anticipation.

But what turned up was very different from what I'd seen before: two tiny, shrivelled things, almost lost amongst the vegetables. The waiter clearly saw that I was confused, so explained:

"Oh senor, sometimes the bull, he win..."

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:30, 2 replies)

If you have enjoyed this joke, more like it can be found in "The Best of Frank Carson" from all good remaindered bookshops and recycling boxes

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 27 May 2011, 18:18, closed)

How come the waiter was speaking in a comedy Mexican accent?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 19:22, closed)