Possible the worst thing i've done
When i was six me and my brother got into the shopping and had spread butter all over the back room and ourselfs.
My mother being the clean person she was and is , was scrubbing the latrene at the time.
She was alerted to there being a problem when everything went quiet (so the story goes).
Anyway two good hidings later we were bunged into the bath to be de-greased.
She left to fetch some towels and returned to me feeding my buttery sibling bleach that she'd been cleaning with.
So if your reading this bro , i'm sorry if you ever develop stomach complaints but to be fair the daft bint shouldn't have left the lid off the toilet duck.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sun 29 May 2011, 23:08, Reply)