When we were little, my sister got a little battery-operated Kenwood-like mixer for her birthday.
It intrigued me, and so while she was out, I proceeded to go through the contents in the cupboard, and, well - mix them.

Orange juice, vinegar, salt, sugar, gelatin, tea, green food colouring - all of them and more went in. Quite the budding chef I was.

And obviously now I must taste my concoction.

Dear gods.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 May 2011, 15:54, 2 replies)

Kenwood-like mixer Rampant Rabbit vibrator

Fill in the rest yourselves.

(that's what she said etc etc etc lol etc)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, closed)

haha

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:18, closed)