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Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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Halls of residence, a week before the end of the Christmas term.
I've got £5 left, and no food.

Matey comes in, "We're going to get an eighth. Fancy chipping in?"

So - omgdrugs or food?

So we're sitting, stoned, in front of the telly, my stomach is rumbling, and we're watching food porn. Cue close-ups of chocolate pudding oozing chocolate sauce, of turkey with all the trimmings being covered in gravy, of roast potatoes where the sound of the crunch has been amplified to really get across how soft and fluffy they are inside.

One cannot eat rolling tobacco.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:24, 4 replies)
What you need is Cake.
It's a massive made-up drug that is actually massive.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:37, closed)
I was feeling like I could cry all the water out of my body, certainly.

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:53, closed)
Similar thing happened with me
Except I had bread, and margerine. For three days. Toast, or marg sandwich? I may even have tried a toast sandwich for dinner. Did get some nice sticky black though.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:29, closed)
One can...
.. but it results in nausea and vomiting. Marijuana resin is also edible but, as pointed out, results in hunger.
I must be old though -- a quid used to buy three cans of beans, three 'spaghetti' and a few tomato in my day.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:37, closed)

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