Surprise dinner
Back at university I shared a house with a strange sort of fellow. Who didn't? it's the basis of most stories on here.

One of his quirks was to go out and buy stacks of cans of food; tinned chili, cottage pie, fruit, soup etc etc etc and then take the labels off. Whenever he was hungry he'd just open an can as then 'every meal is a surprise'.

Naturally we went out and bought a few cans of cat food, removed the labels, and added them to his stash but cat-food dining hilarity didn't ensue as he just threw the cans away when he opened them. He didn't even get entertainingly angry at our jape, which made the whole exercise seem a Whiskas-wasting waste of time.
(davywavy, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:00, 1 reply)

at least you tried, god dammit

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:00, closed)