The worst thing I have ever eaten...
...was the lamb that my mother cooked after I'd accidentally defrosted our outdoor 'overflow' freezer by turning it off at the mains without realising and then turning it back on about three days later without telling anyone.

Not that it tasted bad at the time, but I shat the bed for 24 hours non stop after that. As did my brother. And my father. My poor mother still doesn't know that it wasn't her fault that she had to spend two days washing shit out of our clothes, our bedding and off the carpet and buying three new mattresses.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:37, 1 reply)

thats the spirit keep em in the dark
and make sure to remind your mum every time you lamb about this one time when we shit ourself inside out
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 May 2011, 14:52, closed)