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Pinckas Ben Nochkan says: Tell us tales of student kitchen disasters and stories of dining decadence. B3ta Mods say: "Minge" does not a funny answer make

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:09)
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Snowball fight
When I was 19, I managed to convince this older American lady to audition for the meat whistle orchestra, an invitation she glady took upon herself. The audition itself was fine, no complaints, but once I had delivered the Tomaspunk cruise missile, she pondered (I thought she was just surprised at the amount and velocity) and then slowly came up. Being a little inebriated, I thought nothing of giving her a congratulatory cuddle but she wanted a kiss - no alarm bells yet - that is until her lips parted and she gave me a little gift of my/her own.

Worst thing I've ever eaten.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35, 10 replies)
You deserve a click...
... just for the line "audition for the meat whistle orchestra"

However the end of the story almost made me change my mind; as i vommed into my closed mouth.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:54, closed)
There's nowt wrong with a mouthful of your own spunk. You pansy.

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:55, closed)
i have to agree
Whilst not exactly what one sets out to achieve of an evening, I find it a perfectly acceptable act in exchange for a woman playing a tune on the chicken skin bagpipes.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:02, closed)
Once you accept jizz eating
You are only one step away from piss drinking, then shit eating. Somewhere between those two you will start sucking dicks.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)
Nothing Wrong!!??
So long as its somebody elses - preferably female, no cancel that, definitely female.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:44, closed)
Do you have some sort of rancid bollock disease?
Or are you just a trembling virgin who'd slime his pants at the first whiff of a real live cunt?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, closed)
looks like ive
Sandwiched a proper one!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, closed)
Virgin it is then.

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:43, closed)
You should know!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)
13 year old virgin it is then.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:16, closed)

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