The best - Indian Restaurant Curry Pizza
I don't really like rice, there I said it. So when at a curry house, i normally order a small portion of chips to go with my madras or similarly spiced dish (none of that fanny korma nonsense). This gets the usual piss-taking from my mates (who almost always then ask for some of my chips when they arrive, and proclaim how well they go with curry).

Anyway, i've taken to making my own hybrids when eating out, so while everyone else sits with their korma and plain rice, i have a whole galric and chilli nann (the round type naan that fills a whole plate), with a portion of salted chips on top, with my whole hot dish poured on top of that.

Instant Curry pizza (im amazed this flavour pizza doesn't exist off the peg by the way). Cue, mocking by everyone else sat at the table, lolts of LOL WY U NO GOT RICE LOL?! People usually ask to try some, most love it.

What happens the next time you go out with the same bunch of people? 8 out of 10 will be eating a curry pizza.

Amazing stuff.

I win!
( Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)