Bacon.
Since I got released from my anorexia class, I've been eating 1lb bacon every few days. Bacon butties, chicken wrapped in bacon, bacon cheeseburgers.

BACON! Oh, and SmashMonkey gave me the best recipe for bacon n peanut butter sandwiches!
(nolongernuts, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 1:08, 11 replies)

There's a reason why she looks like a grounded blimp

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:10, closed)

So never again then, eh Rory?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:20, closed)

Too right, one look at that profile was more than enough Mr Oli

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:33, closed)

i'd be upset by that
if i actually gave a shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:08, closed)

genuinely curious
is the recipe:

spread bread with peanut butter
cook bacon
add bacon to sandwich
devour
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:12, closed)

Oh dear. I'd go back and get you another lesson, or get your money back,
they didn't teach you the basics of Anorexia very well.

Maybe Bulimia would be an easier place to start..?



(Tongue is firmly in cheek here, in case that's not obvious - well done)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18, closed)

Keep that up and you'll get fat

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:18, closed)

Here's hoping.
Being skinny sucks when you can feel your ribs and hipbones.
(nolongernuts, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:38, closed)

Anorexia class?
I can't believe they're teaching people how to be anorexic these days. Incredibly irresponsible.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)

Bacon really hurts when you're throwing it up again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:59, closed)

well, i wouldn't say recipe
more of a suggestion, really.
they are lovely, but i wouldn't recommend eating them too often
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:10, closed)