Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not one that I have given but heardOn a night out in Windsor you see a lot of underage Eton toffs larging it about in the pubs. One of them, after being a complete nobber all night after getting pissed on half a cider was coming past our table when he put an outlandish blue and white scarf around him.
"What the fuck is that?" one of our group said.
He just turn around and said very matter-of-factly "It's my school choir scarf."
There was nothing any of us could say.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:30, Reply)
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