b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Best Comebacks » Post 8583 | Search
This is a question Best Comebacks

At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1

« Go Back

Oh yeah, and in my last job
My mate Sonny was always calling me a fat bastard, until one day I said:

"Do you know why I`m so fat?"
"No, why?"
"Every time I fucked your mother she gave me a biscuit"

I still like that one.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:49, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1