
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was in a shop buying a sandwich last year, and only had a tenner
Girl behind the counter says "Do you have anything smaller?"
"Only my penis"
She saw the funny side though :-)
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:52, Reply)
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