
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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once, in a maths lesson, my friend discovered his ruler had been nicked by someone sitting the other side of the room. during a very quiet moment, he stood up and shouted...
"GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL CRAP IN YOUR BED!"
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:02, Reply)
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