Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was at a New Year's partyat my girlfriends all of oooh four months ago.
For some reason everyone had decided to call me 'gay' - possibly because I'm quite camp.
My girlfriend also decided, on one occasion, to proclaim 'You're so gay.'
To which I responded, loudly enough for the whole room to hear:
"You won't be calling me gay when I'm fucking you up the arse later."
You could have heard a pin drop.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:15,
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