Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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CampMy father was taking part in a drama festival a number of years back. The judge announced to a hushed audience that my father would have won the award for best actor were it not for the fact that his portrayal of a slightly camp gay man 'seemed a bit too close to his real character.' To which my father shouted out, in broadest Yorkshire tones, 'You bring your wife over here and I'll show you who's bloody gay!'
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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 16:10,
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