Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Out on the town one night when I was 17...I was walking towards one of my favourite nightspots with a group of friends when some old tart (knee-high boots, fishnets, leopard print - you know the sort) scoffed "shouldn't you lot be in bed?". No sooner has she said it I found myself replying "And shouldn't you be looking after your grandchildren?". That shut the stupid bitch up.
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 18:39,
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