Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Prozac KevMy mate used to work with a guy they called Prozac Kev. Kev had been on Prozac for heaven-knows how long and it had really messed with his head.
So one day, God-Boss of the company comes around to tour the factory floor. In he hobbles like Young Mr Grace with an ear trumpet and a cane, and he taps Prozac Kev on the shoulder.
"Excuse me sonny, could I have a word?"
Kev turns around and says "Yeah, you can have two. Fuck off!"
He got his P45 the next morning.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:00, Reply)
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