fucking year below cunts...
one monday afternoon, in hebrew after-school (don't ask), some twat in year nine, with fucked up teeth, sticks his head throught the door.
"is this detention?" he asks in the most stupid of stupid ways.
"no..." says my slightly mad teacher.
"now go away," i follow.
he looks at me and mutters something along the lines of "batty-grunger-boi..." (i have long hair and a love of indie)
i excuse myself from the class for a moment, and follow him outside.
i tap him on the shoulder and, before he can get a word in, simply say "crawl back to the hole you came out of, you buck-toothed cunt..."
he stands there looking astounded, as though i just slapped him with a fish.
needless to say i walked back to class laughing to myself...
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Thu 29 Apr 2004, 20:23, Reply)