Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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While at collegea rather scary strange girl, (who was also my best mate's gf at the time) was coming on to me very obviously in front of everyone on my course.
I used to wear glasses for reading, but as I was about to go up a ladder to arrange some of the stage lighting I took them off.
She then turned around and said.
"Without your glasses on you look great."
To which I replied-
"Without my glasses on you look a lot better too."
Cue no more embarassing attempts to cop off, result!
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:07,
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