Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was at the movies a couple of year ago(Sixth Sense, actually) and as I have a jacket fetish was wearing one of my many suede jackets.
Some girl turned around in the ticket queue and said "ew, you're wearing a dead cow"
I looked at her and totally deadpan said "thought I recognised the face".
My friends cracked up as they know my humour - she didn't get it at all until the guy in the next queue pointed it out to her.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:32,
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