Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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When one of my friends said one of the tired, "your mom was good in bed last night" jokesI came back with a "Well, while you were trolling for middle aged booty, I was with your mom. First I gouged out here eyes with razor blades while raping her, then I broke her jaw, fed the blood scraps of her eyeballs to her and shoved a nine inch nail through the roof of her mouth and into her brain. She twitched on the floor for a while, so I decided to finish the job I had started with the raping."
My friend just stood there. I think he almost cried.
little bitch
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 22:46, Reply)
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