
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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the other day a woman, a total bitch I used to work with but she quit, came in. She had obviously lost weight. I didn't say anything to her about it while everyone was gushing about how "Beautiful she looked" and blah blah blah. This went on for about a half an hour. I said nothing at all to her and kept working. So a few people come up to me and ask me why I haven't said anything, I say "about what?" so Brenda (the bitch) comes over. "Hello?" She does this twirl. "Can't you see how I have changed??" To which everyone(10 people) comes over to my cubicle. "Come on can't you tell?" To which I respond "Well, I can tell your still a fucking cunt, I know that much hasn't changed!" and walked away.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 23:50, Reply)
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