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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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One night after too many beers,
I was with my friend and my fiance. We were at a local pizza place and I was feeling rowdy. My fiance, Jayme, mentioned to a friend of his ex girlfriend that we had gotten engaged. So she told the ex, who promptly came over to tell us how happy (yea right) that she was for us. I find her to be a most annoying waste of skin. She had on numerous occasions, said a lot of stuff behind my back as to how she didn't like me and blah blah. As she is rambling her congratulations, I am getting quite peeved. She was a mean girlfriend to my fiance and one thing she would never do was give him oral sex. Her friend walks in and says, "Hey your friend is looking for you." She said she would be with them in a bit. He leaves. Comes back to tell her that it was ok, to take her time cause she was "sucking some guys di*k". To which I replied, "That's impossible, M******t doesn't suck di*k, just ask Jayme!" She just looked at me and walked away. I shouted to her about how much I didn't like her or her bad mouthing me. Funny, she never came near me again.
First reply here, love to read em all tho.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:05, Reply)
I was with my friend and my fiance. We were at a local pizza place and I was feeling rowdy. My fiance, Jayme, mentioned to a friend of his ex girlfriend that we had gotten engaged. So she told the ex, who promptly came over to tell us how happy (yea right) that she was for us. I find her to be a most annoying waste of skin. She had on numerous occasions, said a lot of stuff behind my back as to how she didn't like me and blah blah. As she is rambling her congratulations, I am getting quite peeved. She was a mean girlfriend to my fiance and one thing she would never do was give him oral sex. Her friend walks in and says, "Hey your friend is looking for you." She said she would be with them in a bit. He leaves. Comes back to tell her that it was ok, to take her time cause she was "sucking some guys di*k". To which I replied, "That's impossible, M******t doesn't suck di*k, just ask Jayme!" She just looked at me and walked away. I shouted to her about how much I didn't like her or her bad mouthing me. Funny, she never came near me again.
First reply here, love to read em all tho.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:05, Reply)
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