Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I was going to the ABC storethe local liquor store, for those that aren't familiar.
Anyways...it was kinda, really, well...very ghetto with bars on the windows and guns for the cash register people. I couldn't even browse...had to walk up to the desk and request my drinks of choice. No matter, I ended up with a huge bag, and I'm quite a little person...height wise...cute none the less and quite tangential.
Some rather questionable looking thugs were outside and tried to "Holla" at me. One asked, "hey, girl, whatchoo got in the bag?" to which I coldly replied "a bad habit, thank you very much!"
They shut up rather promptly to my utter delight.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:37, Reply)
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