Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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At my birthday party, mid-teensWe were doing a bit of shouting, and my mother called me up to ask me to keep the noise down, and ask my friends to not say the 'A' and 'S' words so much.
There was really nothing else I could do, was there? Opened the basement door, took a deep breath, and screamed "Hey! Stop swearing you fucking cunts!"
Had to have 'a long talk' afterwards, but I must not have learned anything, since I still think that was pretty funny.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 3:08, Reply)
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