Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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at a terrible club in essexan attractive but drunk blonde was chatting to me, it was all rather fun and flirty until she asked me if I lived there...
I said "No but I did my A levels round here."
She pushed her nose up in a mock-snob gesture and said, "oooooOOOOOH!!! A LEVELS eh??"
My comeback was to turn around and walk away.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 8:09, Reply)
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