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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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he asked for it
me and my mate (let's call him Steve) were in tech one time and this townie was getting rude and talking slang at us. We pissed him off for a while and he said, and I quote,

"What, man? You want beef? You want me to fuckin' hit you? I'll blow you, man, I'll blow you fuckin' hard"

to which Steve replied quite simply, "Dude, I'm straight."

It took said townie about five minutes to work out what we said.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:20, Reply)

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