Best Comebacks
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Detentionus Maximus 2 - the sequel.
Same teacher, outraged at my having translated a Latin text to infer that Grumio and Caecilius were indulging in manly love.
"'Grumio est in Caecilius?' Grumio is IN Caecilius. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?"
"Come on sir," I replied "you know the Romans were all a bit AC-BC."
Again, the headmaster laughed and laughed and laughed when I told him why I was in his office moments later.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:27, Reply)
Same teacher, outraged at my having translated a Latin text to infer that Grumio and Caecilius were indulging in manly love.
"'Grumio est in Caecilius?' Grumio is IN Caecilius. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?"
"Come on sir," I replied "you know the Romans were all a bit AC-BC."
Again, the headmaster laughed and laughed and laughed when I told him why I was in his office moments later.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:27, Reply)
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