
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Same teacher, outraged at my having translated a Latin text to infer that Grumio and Caecilius were indulging in manly love.
"'Grumio est in Caecilius?' Grumio is IN Caecilius. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?"
"Come on sir," I replied "you know the Romans were all a bit AC-BC."
Again, the headmaster laughed and laughed and laughed when I told him why I was in his office moments later.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:27, Reply)
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