
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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About five years old - I was walking home with my mum after going to the supermarket. She was weighed down with bags in both hands etc, and I asked her for a piggy back.
She turned around and said "What am I going to pick you up with?"
"With your great big fucking arms" came my witty reply.
No TV that night.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:28, Reply)
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