Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Mate from workHad been diagnosed with leukemia and had just begun his kemo.
Mate walks in one monday with no hair, and a colleague (who didn't really know him) walks up and slaps the top of his head, and says "nice mug, slaphead!"
mate turns around and says in the best "well ppfftht on you" tone I've heard:
"Oh yeah, well I've got CANCER!"
priceless.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 9:50,
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